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Precious Jackson and the 10-Pound Ground Beef Log: No Euphemisms!

Cleve­land police respond­ing to a 911 call from Wal-Mart (where else?) in which 36-year-old Pre­cious Jack­son accused 25-year-old Mane­ka Gar­ner of pum­mel­ing her with a 10-pound log of ground beef.

I feel the need to point out here that “Pre­cious Jack­son” is not a strip­per name, and that “10-pound log of ground beef” is not a euphemism.

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