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Biden and O’Rourke: Texas GOP Is a ‘Neanderthal Death Cult’

Pop quiz, hot­shot: What comes to mind when you hear terms like “death cult” or “human sac­ri­fice”? The Tal­iban? Indi­ana Jones and the Tem­ple of Doom? Planned Parenthood?

How about Texas Republicans?

Texas and Mis­sis­sip­pi both lift­ed their mask man­dates. Seems they both believe their res­i­dents are adults and can make their own risk assess­ments and decisions.

And Democ­rats hate it when adults think for themselves.

So Joe Biden,  Beto O’Rourke, and their MMMs have all ta–what? You don’t know who Joe Biden or Beto O’Rourke is?

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Don’t be embar­rassed; not every­one’s a triv­ia buff.

Joe Biden is the Pres­i­dent of the Unit­ed States. He’s kind of like Willy Won­ka: He rarely appears in pub­lic, and some peo­ple say he does­n’t exist.

Beto O’Rourke was a Rep­re­sen­ta­tive from Texas; he also ran for Pres­i­dent for about 15 min­utes in 2016, until he for­got he was from Texas and promised to take away peo­ple’s guns if he was elected.

Any­way, Biden and O’Rourke are Con­cerned, Very Con­cerned, about Texas’ cal­lous dis­re­gard for Social­ism, so they sum­moned the MMMs to respect­ful­ly dis­cuss the issue with Tex­ans and Mis­sis­sip­pi­ans and the rest of us:

Biden called Texas and Mis­sis­sip­pi “Nean­derthals”:

O’Rourke had a more nuanced approach: He says the GOP in Texas are “lit­er­al­ly killing” oth­er Tex­ans to make a polit­i­cal state­ment, which is that the GOP is a “death cult.”

To be fair, Biden is old enough to remem­ber the Nean­derthals, so he knows what he’s talk­ing about. And O’Rourke isn’t a Con­gress­crit­ter any­more, so no one real­ly cares what he thinks.

The MMMs have been in dam­age con­trol: Jen Psa­ki announced that Biden’s “Nean­derthal” com­ment was just “a reflec­tion of his senility–I mean, frus­tra­tion,” while Newsweek insist­ed Biden did­n’t real­ly call any­one Nean­derthals and they’re sor­ry if you’re dumb enough to think he did.

They’re just ignor­ing O’Rourke, which is what every­one else was already doing anyway.

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