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Biden and O’Rourke: Texas GOP Is a ‘Neanderthal Death Cult’

March 5, 2021

Pop quiz, hot­shot: What comes to mind when you hear terms like “death cult” or “human sac­ri­fice”? The Tal­iban? Indi­ana Jones and the Tem­ple of Doom? Planned Parenthood?

How about Texas Republicans?

Texas and Mis­sis­sip­pi both lift­ed their mask man­dates. Seems they both believe their res­i­dents are adults and can make their own risk assess­ments and decisions.

And Democ­rats hate it when adults think for themselves.

So Joe Biden,  Beto O’Rourke, and their MMMs have all ta–what? You don’t know who Joe Biden or Beto O’Rourke is?

Don’t be embar­rassed; not every­one’s a triv­ia buff.

Joe Biden is the Pres­i­dent of the Unit­ed States. He’s kind of like Willy Won­ka: He rarely appears in pub­lic, and some peo­ple say he does­n’t exist.

Beto O’Rourke was a Rep­re­sen­ta­tive from Texas; he also ran for Pres­i­dent for about 15 min­utes in 2016, until he for­got he was from Texas and promised to take away peo­ple’s guns if he was elected.

Any­way, Biden and O’Rourke are Con­cerned, Very Con­cerned, about Texas’ cal­lous dis­re­gard for Social­ism, so they sum­moned the MMMs to respect­ful­ly dis­cuss the issue with Tex­ans and Mis­sis­sip­pi­ans and the rest of us:

Biden called Texas and Mis­sis­sip­pi “Nean­derthals”:

O’Rourke had a more nuanced approach: He says the GOP in Texas are “lit­er­al­ly killing” oth­er Tex­ans to make a polit­i­cal state­ment, which is that the GOP is a “death cult.”

To be fair, Biden is old enough to remem­ber the Nean­derthals, so he knows what he’s talk­ing about. And O’Rourke isn’t a Con­gress­crit­ter any­more, so no one real­ly cares what he thinks.

The MMMs have been in dam­age con­trol: Jen Psa­ki announced that Biden’s “Nean­derthal” com­ment was just “a reflec­tion of his senility–I mean, frus­tra­tion,” while Newsweek insist­ed Biden did­n’t real­ly call any­one Nean­derthals and they’re sor­ry if you’re dumb enough to think he did.

They’re just ignor­ing O’Rourke, which is what every­one else was already doing anyway.

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