Let's not pretend you would'nt try this in a hot second, 'k?
Not a euphemism, surprisingly!
I admire Scott DeShields over at Kentucky Ballistics: You gotta respect a Suthin guy willing to shoot up a Dr…
You've probably seen this drawing online before. It belongs to one Plognark, an artist with a groovy portfolio on DeviantArt.
Plognark is generous enough to license the image with Creative Commons. If you like it, why not buy a T-shirt?