Everything Is Racist!
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Straight Black Men: The White People of Black People
The white people of black people? WTF does that even mean?
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Can We Ever Escape ‘Chop Suey’ Fonts?
How exactly did we get imprisoned by a font in the first place?
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What if Cancel Culture Threw a Tantrum and No One Paid Attention?
Rap fans react to "Free Bird," but the interesting part is the one thing they didn't react to.
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Tik-Tok Girl Blames White People for Black-on-Asian Hate Crimes
And the nation's IQ drops even lower.
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Facebook’s Autogenerating Pages for White Supremacists
There's nothing to worry about: Now that Trump's out of office, white supremacists don't exist anymore.
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The Crap That Used to Be Aunt Jemima
Aunt Jemima syrup and pancake mix were popular because they tasted good, not because racist Americans like slavery.
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It’s the Wrong Waaaaaaccine!
I can’t decide what’s more pathetic: That Black community leaders are turning the COVID vaccine into a white supremacist conspiracy issue, or that the MMMs are taking them seriously. Officials…
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If You’re White, You’re Racist, and There’s Nothing You Can Do to Change It
No use arguing; we have charts and Powerpoint and everything!
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Don’t Be White: Be a Plagiarist
You’ve probably heard the kerfuffle about Coca-Cola telling their employees to “Be less white.” And they did, sort of, but the full story offers more schadenfreude than two whole weeks…
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That Gorilla Glue Incident? It Happened Because RACISM
If you’ve been under a rock or something, here’s the TL;DR version: One Tessica Brown ran out of hair gel, so she sprayed Gorilla Glue on her hair. That was…