District of Columbia Mayor Muriel Bowser’s plan to “reopen” DC is an HOA control freak’s wet dream.
Take weddings: In her infinite wisdom and generosity, Bowser will allow you to get married. Or go to a wedding. Indoors, even.
Long as you don’t dance at the reception. Dancing is verboten. You aren’t allowed to grab a cocktail and stand around and chat, either.
That’s right: Most of the states, even California and New York, are lifting COVID curfews and mask mandates and getting back to work.
DC, on the other hand, is putting Baby in a corner.
Bowser’s going about it all wrong, if you ask me. She should hire nuns to chaperone all weddings:
I went to a Catholic high school, and eagle-eyed nuns would patrol school dances, making sure couples were dancing at least 8 inches apart. They’d actually measure the distance with a ruler.
The bride and groom will of course require enhanced protection: