Dr. Fauci announced he’s leaving his job, whatever it was, in December: He’s leaving to pursue the next stage of his career; plus he thinks Democrats are going to lose the House and the Senate, so when Republicans take over in January and start investigating his record and financing research in Wuhan and all the other questionable stuff he’s done, he’ll be long gone, enjoying his $20 million book deal in a nice, sunny country without extradition.
(That last part is a little bit inferred.)
We humbly submit the following Oompa Loompa song in honor of Fauci’s departure:
Oompa Loompa doopity doo
I’ve got a worthless doctor for you
Oompa Loompa doopity dack
You shouldn’t trust an incompetent quack!
What does a rat on a sinking ship do?
Run for the lifeboats, trampling you!
When does he pay for all of his lies?
Not till the day a BIG! PIG! FLIES!
(It’s not gonna ha-ap-pen!)
Oompa Loompa doopity dunk
Fauci’s a quack rat flying pig skunk
Oompa Loompa doopity dim
You will be wise not to listen to him!