Gasp! Not VILLAINY!

See original article: For the First Time in Jan. 6 Cases the DOJ Has Filed Charges of Seditious Conspiracy

So far 10 peo­ple have been charged with Attempt­ed Insur­rec­tion over the Jan­u­ary 6th riot last year.

Today the DOJ adds Sedi­tious Con­spir­a­cy, because no one expects the, uh, Demo­c­ra­t­ic Inquisition!

If no one pleads guilty they’re gonna add Mali­cious Dog­ger­el, Scur­rilous Ambus­cad­e­ment, Bruit­ing About, Cispon­tine Knav­ery, Pub­lic Absquat­u­la­tion, and Villainy.

That’s right: VILLAINY!