The Artist Formerly Known As Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have had a rough time after stomping out of Buckingham Palace: They were forced—forced!—to move into a $14 million estate in California, and they’re rilly rilly worried they might have to get jobs to cover their mortgage.
So Anastasia Hanson, a kind-hearted, empty-headed California resident, started a GoFundMe to pay for the miserable hovel Harry and Meghan inhabit.
Shockingly, the GoFundMe raked up an underwhelming $110.
Nice going, California. I hope you can live with yourselves; you’ve got two celebrities living in a $14 million refrigerator box and you haven’t lifted a finger to help them.