Alexandria Occasional-Cortex is a big fan of pointless failed impeachments: She’s already collected two of them, and she’s chasing a third.
Seems Occultist-Corkscrew, no doubt encouraged by her flawless record of failed impeachments, wants Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas to resign or face impeachment. Why? Because Thomas’ wife thinks Trump should have won the election.
If Democrats keep smashing the “attempted coup” and “insurrection” buttons they’re going to turn impeachment into a meaningless joke, and–one moment, please.
Oh! This just in: They already have. You might have noticed that even far-left media outlets aren’t paying attention to this latest impeachment threat.
Still, if Occupation-Corsage wants to collect failed impeachments like they’re Oscars or Grammys, we should create a trophy for her. How about Stupid Politics’ very own Daily Duh award? We can just rename it the Impeachment Participation Trophy.
Hang in there, Alertness Occipital-Corncob! Better luck next time!