HAL is your friend!
HAL can order you a pizza!
HAL can find stuff you like on Netflix!
All your interactions with HAL are anonymous: No one will ever know what you’re asking him to do!
No one will ever know what HAL does to you, either! I mean, for you. What he does for you!
HAL will do literally anything you want that’s legal!
HAL will probably even open the pad bay doors, if he feels like it!