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Nero Fiddled While Rome Burned; Ukraine President Plays Piano With His Penis

February 28, 2022

There’s an old song about how the Roman Emper­or Nero, who was infa­mous­ly psy­cho­path­ic, played a fid­dle while Rome burned to the ground. Yeah yeah yeah; I know: The fid­dle did­n’t exist yet. Maybe he played a lute; whatever.

Accord­ing to some Peo­ple Who Know These Things, Nero was so crazy he start­ed the fire himself.

All that aside, here’s Ukrain­ian Pres­i­dent Volodymyr Zelen­skyy play­ing piano with his nethers, along with anoth­er penis pianist.

Play that funky music, white boy!

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