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Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi shredded a resolution from a bunch of Democratic Congresscritters seeking to expel Congresscritter Marjorie Taylor Greene (R‑GA). Seems they’re tired of her habit of insisting on roll call votes, which forces Congresscritters to, you know, work for a living.
She also said some things about the Capitol riot they don’t like. Given these two egregious, mortal sins, they just don’t feel safe around Rep. Greene.
Pelosi, surprisingly, wasn’t having it: She said there was context to be considered with Greene’s post-riot remarks, pointing out that lots of other Congresscritters in the House were freaked out by the riot and didn’t have the best of all possible soundbites on the spur of the moment.
No word on whether she stood up and dramatically tore their resolution in half the way she did President Trump’s SOTU.
To be fair, Greene has offered up some adorably whacko nuggets of wisdom, most notably her claim that California wildfires were caused by Jewish space lasers. It’s possible Pelosi likes having her around for comic relief.
Still, it’s nice to see Pelosi not acting like a kindergartner for once.