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Squad Logic: When Hamas Bombs Schools and Hospitals, It’s Self-Defense

It’s like this:

  1. Hamas fired rock­ets at Jerusalem indis­crim­i­nate­ly, with no regard for civil­ians, schools or hospitals.
  2. Israel fired back, but with tar­get­ed strikes aimed at the Hamas rock­et instal­la­tion and oth­er mil­i­tary sites.
  3. Hamas fired more rock­ets at Jerusalem, again with no attempt to avoid civilians.

Makes sense so far, right? Cause and effect.

Enter The Squad, armed with Left­ist Log­ic. Intel­li­gence and com­mon sense have left the building.

Accord­ing to Squad mem­bers Rashi­da Tlaib and Ilhan Omar, when Hamas fired rock­ets at Israel, it was in self-defense.

Yes, Hamas fired first. Does­n’t mat­ter. It was self-defense.

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Yes, Hamas made no attempt to select strate­gic mil­i­tary tar­gets and avoid civil­ian, school or hos­pi­tal casu­al­ties. It was self-defense.

If this makes your brain hurt, con­grat­u­la­tions! It means you’ve suc­cess­ful­ly retained your intel­li­gence and com­mon sense.

Karalee Eagal

Karalee is our Daily Duh editor. Every once in a while it drives her to cynicism and despair. She doesn't like you.
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