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Meet HAL, the Suspiciously Familiar Online Assistant!

Meet HAL.

HAL is your friend!

HAL can order you a piz­za!

HAL can find stuff you like on Net­flix!

All your inter­ac­tions with HAL are anony­mous: No one will ever know what you’re ask­ing him to do!

No one will ever know what HAL does to you, either! I mean, for you. What he does for you!

HAL will do lit­er­al­ly any­thing you want that’s legal!

HAL will prob­a­bly even open the pad bay doors, if he feels like it!

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