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Ear Bandages? We Don’t Need No Steenkeeng Ear Bandages!

When Trump showed up at the Repub­li­can Nation­al Con­ven­tion wear­ing a ban­dage on what’s left of his right ear, Democ­rats and the media tram­pled over each oth­er to sneer about the ban­dage being fake and to announce it was unnec­es­sary and a sleazy attempt to cap­i­tal­ize on an assas­si­na­tion attempt they’re pret­ty sure nev­er hap­pened any­way.

But the next day, when Repub­li­cans showed up at the con­ven­tion sport­ing sim­i­lar ear ban­dages, Demo­c­ra­t­ic Nation­al Con­ven­tion offi­cials real­ized they need­ed a way to show a sim­i­lar Biden-sup­port­ing sym­bol­ic acces­so­ry next month at the DNC; hope­ful­ly one that could not only cap­i­tal­ize on the Trump ear-ban­dage sym­bol­o­gy, but also over­shad­ow it.

No word on what they’re plan­ning, but in a pos­si­bly relat­ed devel­op­ment, finan­cial news out­lets are report­ing a huge uptick in sales of adult dia­pers.

 

Con­grat­u­la­tions to The Demo­c­ra­t­ic Nation­al Con­ven­tion, today’s Dai­ly Duh Award win­ner!

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