There’s an old song about how the Roman Emperor Nero, who was infamously psychopathic, played a fiddle while Rome burned to the ground. Yeah yeah yeah; I know: The fiddle didn’t exist yet. Maybe he played a lute; whatever.
According to some People Who Know These Things, Nero was so crazy he started the fire himself.
All that aside, here’s Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy playing piano with his nethers, along with another penis pianist.
Play that funky music, white boy!
