2nd Amendment
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Shooting Each Other Is Fine As Long As You Maintain Social Distancing
"You're jumping the gun if you think it's okay to be in small, closed confinements." Are we not doing phrasing anymore?
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Introducing the New Fully Semi Automatic AR-15!
I’m not an expert, but I think “fully semi-automatic” means it’s like all the way semi-automatic, so you have to push the clutch sometimes, like if you want to back…
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WWII Liberator vs. My Giant Steel Nuts
Not a euphemism, surprisingly!
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Are Soda Machines Bulletproof?
I admire Scott DeShields over at Kentucky Ballistics: You gotta respect a Suthin guy willing to shoot up a Dr Pepper soda machine. Suthiners have a special relationship with Dr…
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Never Bring a Gun to a Gun Fight in a Gun Store’s Parking Lot
A would-be mass shooter opened fire in a parking lot, but he suffered Acute Failure of the Victim Selection Process when armed bystanders returned fire and killed him. According to…
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Cell Phones Ain’t Guns
Today’s Daily Duh comes to you from Slate via Hannah Riley, and it’s a fascinating display of cognitive dissonance: In most federal and state prisons and jails, cell phones are…
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Wimpy Reporter’s Shoulder vs. Marcus Adams’ Family Jewels
In 2016, Gersh Kuntzman, a New York Daily News reporter, visited a firing range to see what it’s like to shoot “military-style” weapons: viz., the AR-15, aka “a mass murderer’s best friend.”…