She Is Woman; Hear Her Roar

A Roar­ing Spring woman faces charges after state police report she assault­ed some­one with bil­liard balls, cue sticks, cook­ie sheets and a DVD play­er.

18-year-old Jamie Detwiler threw bil­liard balls at some­one’s head, smacked them across the back with a pool cue, then pound­ed the vic­tim’s head with cook­ie sheets and a DVD play­er.

I won­der if she’s relat­ed to the ghost of Christ­mas present; the one that beat Bill Mur­ray up with a toast­er.