In a bold move in support of equity, the Biden administration will start distributing free crack pipes in May.
Next year they plan to start distributing free crack.
In 2024, a new equity program will raise the number of drug-related deaths among underrepresented ethnicities to match the number of drug-related deaths among black drug addicts.
Critics of the new programs are complaining that the low numbers of drug addiction and drug-related deaths among Asians gives them an unfair advantage in college applications, access to jobs and medical care. The Biden administration has promised to deny health care to random Asians, along with forcing them to consume drugs until they’re addicted.
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