Lost your car keys? RACISM! Starbucks horked up your Peaberry Macchiato Breve With Two Squirts of Sugar-Free Hazelnut? WHITE SUPREMACY!
There’s an old saying about when your only tool is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail. Leftists are about as smart as a box of hammers, so that makes sense: If you view everything through the lens of race, you’re racist. Guess who can’t figure that out?
If you’re a leftist, all your tools are racism, all your problems are white supremacy, your jock itch is white privilege, and wearing a jockstrap instead of panties is misogyny, and when you go to the store to get some Tinactin for your white privilege jock itch, you’re storming the Capitol.
Looks like we should all just give up hope, so you might as well scroll down and enjoy this week’s Steamin’ Pile of Memes: Everything is racist!
Next up: The climate movement is also racist! Wait, what?
The white people of black people? WTF does that even mean?
Student loans: White supremacist!
Closing schools? Racist!
No, wait: Reopening schools is racist!
College: It’s racist! Water: Also racist! Staying hydrated: racist!
Not sure what BIPOC means, but it’s racist unless it’s biased against white people? My brain hurts!
You know that huge floating island of trash out in the Pacific? If AngryBlackLady has her way, it’ll be white men, not plastic.
Yoga! Yoga is for white supremacists!
The Mediterranean Diet: White supremacy!
Slavery caused COVID!
Neckties! They’re evil white man accessories! I kind of agree with this one, actually; I hate ties.
In summation: All white people are racist.
