See original article: Climate Change Protesters Arrested After Spraying Stonehenge with Orange Paint
Well, they finally did it: Just Stop Oil protesters not only unified most Western nations, they also did something stupid enough to get arrested. And they won the bonus round by spewing huge clouds of toxic chemicals into the environment. Kind of like Big Oil.
Lots of folks tacitly supported them when they threw food at famous works of art; most of the art was protected behind bulletproof glass.
But then these two guys got smart. “Hey, no one cares about this old artwork when it’s behind glass,” they reasoned. “Let’s find something that isn’t!” One of these guys is an Oxford student so you know he’s real live Brainiac.
Oh, did I say they got smart? After that brainstorm they decided to deface Stonehenge. And in doing so, they finally managed to unite people. Not to get them to demand the world completely ditch fossil fuels by 2030. No, they managed to unite people to demand the government crack down on these idiots.
Nice job, fellas! And all you had to do was shoot yourself in your own foot. I mean, feet.