Google Picks a New President, Who Promises Not to Fall Down Stairs

Google acci­den­tal­ly list­ed Richard Grenell, for­mer act­ing direc­tor of Nation­al Intel­li­gence dur­ing the Trump admin­is­tra­tion, as Pres­i­dent today.

And you thought Big Tech was­n’t con­trol­ling elec­tions.

Grenell Tweet­ed that he promised not to fall down Air Force One’s stairs; sign dozens of Exec­u­tive Orders; order mul­ti­ple desalin­iza­tion plants and nuclear pow­er plants to be built in Cal­i­for­nia; and revoke Eric Swal­well’s secu­ri­ty clear­ance.

I’d vote for that agen­da. Maybe Grenell should run in 2024.