Gasp! Not VILLAINY!

So far 10 peo­ple have been charged with Attempt­ed Insur­rec­tion over the Jan­u­ary 6th riot last year.

Today the DOJ adds Sedi­tious Con­spir­a­cy, because no one expects the, uh, Demo­c­ra­t­ic Inqui­si­tion!

If no one pleads guilty they’re gonna add Mali­cious Dog­ger­el, Scur­rilous Ambus­cad­e­ment, Bruit­ing About, Cispon­tine Knav­ery, Pub­lic Absquat­u­la­tion, and Vil­lainy.

That’s right: VILLAINY!