Los Angeles Bans Bicycle Repairs in Public. Pooping, Taking Drugs in Public Is Still Okay
Los Angeles has turned into a hellhole, thanks to Democratic policies that ignore homeless tent cities, people pooping outside on…Read More »
Nero Fiddled While Rome Burned; Ukraine President Plays Piano With His Penis
There’s an old song about how the Roman Emperor Nero, who was infamously psychopathic, played a fiddle while Rome burned…Read More »
Free Crack Pipes! Step Right Up and Getcher Free Crack Pipes!
In a bold move in support of equity, the Biden administration will start distributing free crack pipes in May. Next year…Read More »
Whoopi Threatens to Quit The View
Word has it Whoopi Goldberg is livid about being suspended. As we mentioned yesterday, Whoopi said something stupid about The…Read More »
Whoopi Goldberg vs. The Holocaust: When Cancel Culture Backfires
Whoopi Goldberg used to play Guinan, a mysterious wise bartender, on Star Trek: TNG. She should have quit while she was ahead.…Read More »
Neil Young vs. Joe Rogan: When Cancel Culture Backfires
Everyone’s circling the wagons and retreating to their corners, to mangle metaphors: This week’s cardinal sin is Misinformation: If you…Read More »
No, Schools Don’t Have to Provide Litter Boxes for Students Who Identify as Cats
Let’s talk about Poe’s Law for a minute, shall we? Poe’s Law states that if a humorous or satirical statement can’t…Read More »
Can We Ever Escape ‘Chop Suey’ Fonts?
“Here’s a thought experiment:” the article says. “Close your eyes and imagine the font you’d use to depict the word…Read More »
Precious Jackson and the 10-Pound Ground Beef Log: No Euphemisms!
Cleveland police responding to a 911 call from Wal-Mart (where else?) in which 36-year-old Precious Jackson accused 25-year-old Maneka Garner…Read More »
What if Cancel Culture Threw a Tantrum and No One Paid Attention?
Sometimes in the midst of all our political insanity and inanity, something so refreshing sneaks into your day that it…Read More »