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BJJune 18, 2022

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Los Angeles Bans Bicycle Repairs in Public. Pooping, Taking Drugs in Public Is Still Okay

Los Angeles has turned into a hellhole, thanks to Democratic policies that ignore homeless tent cities, people pooping outside on…

BJFebruary 28, 2022

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There’s an old song about how the Roman Emperor Nero, who was infamously psychopathic, played a fiddle while Rome burned…

BJFebruary 8, 2022

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In a bold move in support of equity, the Biden administration will start distributing free crack pipes in May. Next year…

BJJanuary 24, 2022

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Let’s talk about Poe’s Law for a minute, shall we? Poe’s Law states that if a humorous or satirical statement can’t…

BJJanuary 16, 2022

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“Here’s a thought experiment:” the article says. “Close your eyes and imagine the font you’d use to depict the word…

BJMay 20, 2021

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Cleveland police responding to a 911 call from Wal-Mart (where else?) in which 36-year-old Precious Jackson accused 25-year-old Maneka Garner…

BJMarch 28, 2021

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BJMarch 25, 2021

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When the Cancel Culturists went after Aunt Jemima, Quaker Oats didn’t shy away from their civic duty to correct a…