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Los Angeles Bans Bicycle Repairs in Public. Pooping, Taking Drugs in Public Is Still Okay
Los Angeles has turned into a hellhole; Democrats respond by doing what they do best: making it worse.
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Nero Fiddled While Rome Burned; Ukraine President Plays Piano With His Penis
A penis pianist? That's nothing--wait till you see how he plays harmonica!
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Free Crack Pipes! Step Right Up and Getcher Free Crack Pipes!
Next year they plan to start distributing free crack.
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No, Schools Don’t Have to Provide Litter Boxes for Students Who Identify as Cats
Here's some advice, public schools: If you don't want to be accused of doing something idiotic, stop doing idiotic things.
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Can We Ever Escape ‘Chop Suey’ Fonts?
How exactly did we get imprisoned by a font in the first place?
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Precious Jackson and the 10-Pound Ground Beef Log: No Euphemisms!
Police arrested Precious Jackson for allegedly beating a WalMart shopper with a 10-pound log of ground beef. No; "Precious Jackson"…
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Tik-Tok Girl Blames White People for Black-on-Asian Hate Crimes
And the nation's IQ drops even lower.
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The Crap That Used to Be Aunt Jemima
Aunt Jemima syrup and pancake mix were popular because they tasted good, not because racist Americans like slavery.
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