Daily Duh
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♬ Buy Me Some Peanuts and Cracker Jill ♬ I Don’t Ca–Wait, What?
What's next? Cracker Pat, for gender-fluid folks?
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This Week’s GOP Cocaine Sex Orgy Canceled
How many liberals failed to realize this is a joke? My money's on lots and lots.
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I Say We Take Off and Impeach the Entire Government From Orbit. It’s the Only Way to Be Sure
Step right up for your Impeachment Participation Trophy!
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Sean Penn: “Invite Zelenskiy to the Academy Awards or I’ll SMELT MY OSCARS!”
Maybe Penn could raise a lot more money if he auctioned off his Oscars to the highest bidders and donated…
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“If You Don’t Vote for Me, You Ain’t Black!” Biden Does It Again
Be fair: Who among us hasn't seen a couple tall black men and assumed they're basketball players?
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Nero Fiddled While Rome Burned; Ukraine President Plays Piano With His Penis
A penis pianist? That's nothing--wait till you see how he plays harmonica!
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Build Back Better Is Dead! Long Live ________________!
Build Back Better isn't dead; it just needs a new name! How about The Ship Formerly Known As Titanic?
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Stealing Power: It’s Illegal Unless the Government Does It
Power theft in developing countries is a huge problem, which is why Britain’s National Grid just launched a pilot program…
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Free Crack Pipes! Step Right Up and Getcher Free Crack Pipes!
Next year they plan to start distributing free crack.
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