Daily Duh
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Geology
The study of the Earth’s rocks and natural resources is racist and linked to “white supremacy”, according to a geography professor at a leading UK university.
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Ear Bandages? We Don’t Need No Steenkeeng Ear Bandages!
No, we don't need ear bandages. But we do need adult diapers. How many? All of them!
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I Hope Republicans Don’t Let the Assassination Attempt Spark Political Violence!
I never dreamed this question would need to be asked: Isn't an assassination attempt political violence?
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Joy Behar: The Gift That Keeps On Giving
What would we do without Joy Behar and Whoopi Goldberg? They’re the two—unintentionally—funniest celebrities in the country!
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Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson Blames Richard Nixon for Chicago’s Gun Violence. Let’s Go, Brandon!
Johnson likes to blame others for Chicago's problems. He blames former Mayor Lori Lightfoot for the city's migrant problems, even though he's been in office for a year now. But…
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Whoopi Doesn’t Care If Biden Poops His Pants—She Has Poopy Days Herself All the Time
You can always count on The View for unintentionally hilarious commentary. Case in point: Whoopi Goldberg opened her mouth on nationwide television to lay this pearl of wisdom on us mere…
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” ‘Potty training next?’: Joe Biden to hold a ‘big boy’ press conference”
When asked to comment on Biden's cognitive abilities. Kirby insisted Biden is sharp—so sharp he's holding a "big boy press conference."
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“Vegans Are Smug, Joyless Martyrs And They Want You to Suffer, Too”
People don’t care if someone’s a Vegan. This, as we all know, does not stop Vegans from telling everyone they’re Vegans.
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Eco-Protesters Spray Huge Clouds of Orange Toxic Chemicals Into Our Poor Atmosphere
Well, they finally did it: Just Stop Oil protesters at last did something stupid enough to get arrested.
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Rolling Your Eyes? RACIST!
“Civil servants are being told that rolling their eyes or looking at their mobile phones can be evidence of sexual or racial discrimination, as part of controversial diversity training. “Public…