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Daily Duh
Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson Blames Richard Nixon for Chicago’s Gun Violence. Let’s Go, Brandon!
Johnson likes to blame others for Chicago's problems. He blames former Mayor Lori Lightfoot for the city's migrant problems, even…
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Biden Displays All the Hallmark Movement Disorders Associated With Parkinson’s
NBC spoke with neurologist Dr. Tom Pitts about classic Parkinson’s symptoms, which include Anomia: Word-finding difficulties Masked facies: An expressionless…
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Daily Duh
Whoopi Doesn’t Care If Biden Poops His Pants—She Has Poopy Days Herself All the Time
You can always count on The View for unintentionally hilarious commentary. Case in point: Whoopi Goldberg opened her mouth on nationwide…
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Daily Duh
” ‘Potty training next?’: Joe Biden to hold a ‘big boy’ press conference”
When asked to comment on Biden's cognitive abilities. Kirby insisted Biden is sharp—so sharp he's holding a "big boy press…
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Acute Failure of the Victim Selection Process
Hey Bad Guys: We Don’t Need Guns to Kill You
Acute failure of the victim selection process: It’s a term we more often use to refer to bad guys dumb…
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Steamin' Pile of Memes
Slow-Motion Train Wreck: The Debate
From "We have a thousand trillionaires in America" to "We beat Medicare," Biden was a slow-motion train wreck.
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Steamin' Pile of Memes
Vegans!
This week’s Steamin’ Pile of Memes subject is the same as today’s Daily Duh: Vegans! Can’t live with ’em; can’t…
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Daily Duh
“Vegans Are Smug, Joyless Martyrs And They Want You to Suffer, Too”
People don’t care if someone’s a Vegan. This, as we all know, does not stop Vegans from telling everyone they’re…
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Daily Duh
Eco-Protesters Spray Huge Clouds of Orange Toxic Chemicals Into Our Poor Atmosphere
Well, they finally did it: Just Stop Oil protesters at last did something stupid enough to get arrested.
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Steamin' Pile of Memes
Hunter!
Let’s hear it for the best, most upright son a father could ever have–Hunter Biden!
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