Daily Duh
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Pelosi Doesn’t Care About Jewish Space Lasers. In Related News, You Can Buy Your Very Own Jewish Space Laser Activation Panel. No, Really!
This probably doesn't mean Pelosi believe in giant Jewish space lasers.
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Harry and Meghan Forced to Live in a $14 Million Refrigerator Box
The Artist Formerly Known As Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have been forced to move into a $14 million refrigerator box. If you can read this without weeping you're not…
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Fargo Man Ordered to Take Down US Flag Because it’s Too Noisy
I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure the US Flag Code doesn't say anything about loud flags.
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This Just In: Supermax Prison Is No Fun
If the name Dzhokhar Tsarnaev doesn’t ring a bell, let us help: Dzhokhar Tsarnaev and his brother, Tamerlan, were the bad guys responsible for the Boston Marathon bombing on April…
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Shooting Each Other Is Fine As Long As You Maintain Social Distancing
"You're jumping the gun if you think it's okay to be in small, closed confinements." Are we not doing phrasing anymore?
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But it Was a Peaceful Protest! The Violence Doesn’t Count!
Think you can make friends with the rioters trashing your city every night? Think again.
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It’s the Wrong Waaaaaaccine!
I can’t decide what’s more pathetic: That Black community leaders are turning the COVID vaccine into a white supremacist conspiracy issue, or that the MMMs are taking them seriously. Officials…
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If You’re White, You’re Racist, and There’s Nothing You Can Do to Change It
No use arguing; we have charts and Powerpoint and everything!
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LA Times Writer’s Trump-Supporting Neighbors Had the Unmitigated Gall to Plow Her Driveway
Virginia Heffernan, a columnist for Los Angeles Times, is in a quandary: After a heavy snowfall, her Trump-supporting neighbor plowed her driveway without being asked. Now she's afraid that if she…
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Biden and O’Rourke: Texas GOP Is a ‘Neanderthal Death Cult’
What comes to mind when you hear terms like "death cult" or "human sacrifice"? The Taliban? Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom? Planned Parenthood? How about Texas Republicans?