Daily Duh
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In Response to the Buffalo Grocery Store Shooting, New York Outlaws Body Armor. But Not the Body Armor the Shooter Wore
On May 14, the shooter who killed 10 people in a Buffalo grocery store happened to be wearing steel-plated body armor. This provoked New York lawmakers to do what Democrats…
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Los Angeles Bans Bicycle Repairs in Public. Pooping, Taking Drugs in Public Is Still Okay
Los Angeles has turned into a hellhole; Democrats respond by doing what they do best: making it worse.
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‘Nobody Told Me I Was in Charge’
The more Police Chief Pete Arredondo talks, the more his entire department looks like the cast of Dumb and Dumber.
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♬ Buy Me Some Peanuts and Cracker Jill ♬ I Don’t Ca–Wait, What?
What's next? Cracker Pat, for gender-fluid folks?
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This Week’s GOP Cocaine Sex Orgy Canceled
How many liberals failed to realize this is a joke? My money's on lots and lots.
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I Say We Take Off and Impeach the Entire Government From Orbit. It’s the Only Way to Be Sure
Step right up for your Impeachment Participation Trophy!
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Sean Penn: “Invite Zelenskiy to the Academy Awards or I’ll SMELT MY OSCARS!”
Maybe Penn could raise a lot more money if he auctioned off his Oscars to the highest bidders and donated the proceeds.
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“If You Don’t Vote for Me, You Ain’t Black!” Biden Does It Again
Be fair: Who among us hasn't seen a couple tall black men and assumed they're basketball players?
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Nero Fiddled While Rome Burned; Ukraine President Plays Piano With His Penis
A penis pianist? That's nothing--wait till you see how he plays harmonica!
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Build Back Better Is Dead! Long Live ________________!
Build Back Better isn't dead; it just needs a new name! How about The Ship Formerly Known As Titanic?