Daily Duh
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Valentine’s Day Is a Big Old Meanie Poopyhead!
How the hell do you kick people out of your party when they don't want to be there in the first place?
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Why Do Liberals Suddenly Want to Protect Chick-fil‑A?
Remember when activists announced Chick-fil‑A was evil and bad because the founder made donations to charities supporting traditional marriage? Sure you do. You’ll wanna sit down for this: Now they’re…
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BBC News Apologizes Profusely to Viola Davis and Beyoncé for… Actually, We Don’t Know Why
One of these women is Viola Davis. The other is Beyoncé. (We're not getting in the line of fire on this!)
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Red Flag Laws Prevented a Mass Shooting. That’s Why They Don’t Work!
Oh, your house burned down? We're gonna have to outlaw electricity and natural gas!
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Wimpy Reporter’s Shoulder vs. Marcus Adams’ Family Jewels
In 2016, Gersh Kuntzman, a New York Daily News reporter, visited a firing range to see what it’s like to shoot “military-style” weapons: viz., the AR-15, aka “a mass murderer’s best friend.”…
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Police Killed a Black Man? It’s White Privilege! Even If the Cops Are Black
We're all the way through the looking glass here.
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Once Again, Officials Sleeping at the Wheel Failed to Stop a School Shooting
Seems the wounded teacher tried to warn officials a student had a gun in his backpack, but they ignored her because it was almost the end of the day.
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Billy Eichner Is Really Really Mad at You for Spoiling His Movie. Yes, YOU.
Billy Eichner, star of last week's release of his bromance Bros, is really upset at you. Yes, you, you heartless bastard. You went out of your way not to go see Bros just…
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Pelosi’s Going to Jail?!?!!
Woah! Seriously? Sentenced to jail with time served and everything?
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Dr. Fauci’s Oompa Loompa Farewell
We humbly submit a Oompa Loompa song in honor of Fauci's departure.